handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
(Source: growlithed)
Deno Jr
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
(Source: sinyasiki)
When my future husband wakes up in the morning he’ll see me in the kitchen cooking bacon and smoking blunt with another one already rolled for him.
How to get pizza
now THIS is how you summon me
Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
HOLY SHIT
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
Is this for real or is it just animation?!?
The phone’s really a horcrux and this is Voldemort’s soul
((Thank you. I’m scared of mobiles now.))
I don’t know about anyone else, but this reminded me of when an Orc was being made/born in LOTR.
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
